Apparently the free doughnuts for getting As are only for kindergarten-6th grade. As soon as I heard that I lost all motivation to study and I think I just failed my last math quiz.

I stabbed my sister with a knife because she was about to take the last slice of cake. Bitch, you don’t touch my cake. 

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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worldfam0us:

You know someone means a lot to you when their mood affects yours.

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• Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
• Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

(via hotwhiteguy)

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